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Chris Said:

Oldies but a Goodies! Have you heard these blonde jokes?

We Answered:

Hahahahaha!!!

I needed a good laugh today.

Thank you for sharing!

Have a look at this one -

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

Mark Said:

Why is she is doing this? I don't understand?

We Answered:

Wow, what the heck. That's pretty messed up. Write her a letter being very very very clear that you want NOTHING to do with her and that she needs to leave you alone. If she doesn't leave you alone, then threaten to get a restraining order against her, and if all else fails, actually GET a restraining order, she obviously has some kinda of psychological issues that she can't let go of with you. For real though, if that is what it takes then do it, go buy a restraining order against her at your local court.

Nancy Said:

Do blondes have all the laughs? You be the judge. lol?

We Answered:

My favourite is definitely the puppies!

Keep up the great jokes...Trust me...we need them!

Especially since barrack osama could not prove that he passed the first one!

Arnold Said:

blonde jokes anyone!?

We Answered:

Hahaha, I've seen them all before, but still enjoy a good chuckle at them, thanks.!

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